Get your Panookies Now, This is a no cuddle zone & Dog The Bounty Hunter is on the case
Published on 9-27-2021 by Chris "Purple" Hayes
If you can’t decide between pancakes or cookies, Denny’s has your back. They’re introducing a new line of “PANOOKIES,” which is a mash-up of “pancake” and “cookie.” (Or maybe it’s a mash-up of “pan” and “nookie”, where a pancake and a cookie are gettin’ it on.) (???)
Sometimes you’re just NOT in the mood to cuddle.
A 45-year-old woman in Florida was arrested for battering her boyfriend last week after he asked her to CUDDLE with him. She was so upset that she beat him with the POLE from a fan.
Dog the Bounty Hunter has interjected himself into the Gabby Petito / Brian Laundrie situation. He showed up at the Florida home of Brian’s parents this weekend. He knocked, but no one answered, so he left.