Covid a real pain in the Butt with newest symptom, Dumbass #1 and f people in lederhosen dancing and drinking tons of beer to NWA
Published on 10-1-2021 by Chris "Purple" Hayes
If I said covid is a real pain in the butt, you probably wouldn’t think I meant it literally.The newest symptom connected to covid is called “restless ANAL syndrome.” A 77-year-old man in Japan was diagnosed with it after recovering from the virus. It’s like restless leg syndrome, but specifically in your anus.
It’s October, and even criminals are getting into the holiday spirit. A driver in Texas was pulled over for driving in a carpool lane on Wednesday, without a LIVING passenger. He had a full-size skeleton in the passenger seat, and it was even wearing a hat.
The police posted a photo . . . and joked, “Our deputies saw right through the ruse and issued the driver a BONE-AFIDE citation. After a STERNUM lecture, deputies wished him BONE VOYAGE!”
The “There I Ruined It” guy did an Oktoberfest version of “Straight Outta Compton”. It’s a polka, and mixes N.W.A’s original video with shots of people in lederhosen dancing and drinking tons of beer.